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Feels like the right way to bring this week’s post full circle.

Have a good one everybody!

tinamadmax

I never got into ‘Mad Max’ as a kid, so I’m kind of indifferent about the one about to come out (much as I think Tom Hardy can do very little wrong as an actor).  I do remember Tina was in it though.

I’ve never crossed paths with her, but her ex?  Yeah.  I was catching a flight to Houston for a family thing.  Gorgeous sister sitting a few years in, beautiful in that way where it would be weird NOT to look her way.  And I clean up nice for plane trips (one of my little rituals) so she returned the eye contact.

IKE DIDN’T LIKE THAT!

So it’s not my most famous ‘run in’ with a member of the Old School giving me the stank eye, but I tell you from personal experience, when Ike Turner hits you with that stank eye…

Anyway, enjoy!

frank-ocean-grammys-2013

Alright, let’s get some music back in here.  And a live performance at that.

(glaring in the background…)

(that’s right you…you stay back there…don’t look at the camera, this isn’t your song…)

(that’s right…you come in and play a nice guitar solo…stay in your lane…)

Enjoy!

Ben_Affleck_2011

So…

I had a well thought out, perfect analysis of the Batman vs. Superman trailer.  Then one of the homies sent me this less than an hour ago, and I knew I had to tap out.  I can’t top this…

Enjoy!

dope_2

Well, it’s been a fun week for the film geeks among us, hasn’t it?  Star Wars, Fantastic Four put out good trailers, Avengers 2 is in ‘let’s start making concrete plans’ distance, and that other big one…that one deserves its own post (tomorrow).

One that I imagine doesn’t have one tenth of the budget that the big boys have, I wanted to make sure it’s on your radar.  Dope, coming out this summer. And…

(cigarette dangling out the side of my mouth and talking in my uncle voice)

That girl look just like her mamma don’t she? You know that’s Lisa’s girl right there!

Enjoy!

luda

Tis the weekend…

Enjoy…

the-beatles-sg-pepper

So Rock Band and Guitar Hero are coming back for the new gaming consoles.  Maybe it will work, maybe the fad has gone.  I’ll always have affection for Beatles Rock Band. Yeah I know, impossible standard. I wish them luck though.

(crap, forgot to go grocery shopping…oh I have some mushroom pizza left! How long has this been in here?)

(…)

(…)

TOONCES, YOU CAME BACK!

(…)

I don’t feel so hot Toonces, can you finish my script while I go lay in this poppy field?

chrisbotti

(been a good start to the week, time to move on…)

(clicking friend’s link…)

wat?

WHAT?  I KNOW THIS FOOL DIDN’T JUMP ON MY CORNER!!!

(throwing paperweight at the back of assistant’s head)

GET BUBLE ON THE PHONE, FIND OUT IF HE KNEW ABOUT THIS! AND GET ME A POT OF CHAMOMILE TEA WITH TWO SLICED LEMONS AND SOME HONEY!!!

(jealously stewing…as many times as I’ve stuck up for you, and you got the nerve to jump in my lane?  OK…)

Challenge Accepted, Pretty Boy…

youngpac

So…

I had an idea in mind…if the numbers look like this by the time I think the judges see it, I think I’ll be in good shape.

And I asked you guys for help…

And you guys blew past what I wanted in less than 24 hours.  I apologize for underestimating you.

Anyway, go back and ‘Funny’ it up some more.  Can’t hurt right?

And enjoy today’s song!

santa

So…

My original intention was to re-release ‘Santa’s Third Wheel’ on Funny or Die for the next holiday season.

But…

They’re running a competition with the LA Film Festival, Make Em Laff.  The short story is the winner of the contest will meet with FOD to pitch and produce their next comedy short for their site.

So, if you would be so kind, take 5 seconds of your time, click ‘Funny’ for Santa’s Third Wheel, and…

We’ll see where we end up this summer.

Thanks!

The Management

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