(Will neither confirm nor deny secretly converting to Scientology three years ago…)

(Will neither confirm nor deny having a love/hate relationship with John Mayer for being the last person to make me cry uncontrollably (at MJ’s funeral)…)

(Will neither confirm nor deny owning a pet bat who lives in my basement whose name is Bruce…)

(Will neither confirm nor deny my friends sarcastic nickname for me is WCM – the White Chick Magnet)

(Will neither confirm nor deny building a shrine to Jessica Alba…)