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I Miss The Boondocks
I won’t have ‘throwaway jokes’ every week, but this one still cracks me up. Chris Handsome…
My Favorite ‘Throwaway’ Simpsons Joke
Skipping a song today as an inside joke reminded me of this… While ‘The goggles…they do nothing’ is the one-liner everybody knows, this relatively meaningless (to that episode) scene always cracked me up on multiple levels. In less than 30 seconds! Setup + Comedic Timing = Gold Poor Milhouse… Enjoy!
Why I Won’t Be Doing Stand Up
No song today. I post this about once a year or so. It’s the epitome of funny AND wrong. The Brandon Knight slaughter last night reminded me of this, just in terms of someone getting publicly castrated badly. Enjoy or feel bad. Or both.
Oscars 2013 – Best Picture
And now the biggie. Here are the nominees for Best Picture… Amour Argo Beasts of the Southern Wild Django Unchained Les Miserables Life of Pi Lincoln Silver Linings Playbook Zero Dark Thirty Who Should Win: Life of Pi is the most ambitious film and I think the one that will be looked back upon the most […]
Oscars 2013 – Best Actor
Rough day personally, so apologies in advance if the comedy is sucked out of today’s post. Here are the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role… Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook Daniel Day-Lewis in Lincoln Hugh Jackman in Les Miserables Joaquin Phoenix in the Master Denzel Washington in Flight Who Should Win: In a weaker year, 4 out […]
Oscars 2013 – Best Actress
Toughest major category to call this year. Let’s get to it. The nominees for Best Actress in a Leading Role are… Jessica Chastain in Zero Dark Thirty Jennifer Lawrence in Silver Linings Playbook Emmanuelle Riva in Amour Quvenzhane Wallis in Beasts of the Southern Wild Naomi Watts in the Impossible Who Should Win: Ahhhhhhhhhh. Mannnnnnnnnn. It may be the only […]
Oscars 2013 – Best Supporting Actor
Today let’s look at the performances up for top Wingman this year. The nominees for Best Actor in a Supporting Role are… Alan Arkin in Argo Robert DeNiro in Silver Linings Playbook Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Master Tommy Lee Jones in Lincoln Christoph Waltz in Django Unchained Who Should Win: Only one of the nominees in this category actually […]
Oscars 2013 – Best Supporting Actress
Let’s play our part in the hype machine and use this week to give predictions for the Oscars, shall we? Let’s start with Best Actress in a Supporting Role. And the nominees are: Amy Adams in ‘The Master’ Sally Field in ‘Lincoln’ Anne Hathaway in ‘Les Miserables’ Helen Hunt in ‘The Sessions’ Jacki Weaver […]
Originally posted on malikaziz.com:
Well, since we won’t get Vetoed out of a deal this time, we in the Laker Nation have started daydreaming again about getting back into the Finals next year. I was in the minority apparently in the group who were Andrew Bynum fans, but I won’t deny the logic…
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