Sometime last week:

THE HOMIE: Yo, did you know about this John Mayer/Kanye West collaboration?

ME: That’s not possible.  There’s no way that would have slipped under my radar.

THE HOMIE: Check it out.

ME: (not doubting the Homie, but also thinking it must not have been that great if I’m just now hearing about it) I’ll get to it.

ME: (a few hours later, pressing Play…)