Sometime last week:
THE HOMIE: Yo, did you know about this John Mayer/Kanye West collaboration?
ME: That’s not possible. There’s no way that would have slipped under my radar.
THE HOMIE: Check it out.
ME: (not doubting the Homie, but also thinking it must not have been that great if I’m just now hearing about it) I’ll get to it.
ME: (a few hours later, pressing Play…)