Can’t close my eyes cause all I see is terror I hate the man in the mirror Cause his reflection makes the pain turn realer Times of Armageddeon, murder in mass amounts In this society where only gettin the cash counts I started out as a beginner Entered the criminal lifestyle became a sinner […]
So what’s next? ‘Natalie Portman: the Musical’ is coming back this summer, that’s what! I’m sure I’ll have plenty of time over the next couple of months to say nice things about Brittany, Tara, Gwen, Garrett, and Adarius, but for today, let’s open up with this backstory of the show (which includes a link […]
As promised, here is the backstory for the character I play (uncredited) in Star Trek Into Darkness: Starfleet Captain ‘Sweet’ Lou Garner: ‘Sweet Lou’ earned his nickname not as a ladies man, but for being one of the best pool hustlers ever accepted into Starfleet. It is one of the great ironies of his life that […]
As I started writing this, it became so ridiculously long that I figured it would be best to break it up into two parts. Today I’ll cover the experience of what my first ‘franchise’ was like… Like any other gig, you get a ‘you fit the description’ notice, you put your name in for […]
Me and my loved ones all seem to be overflowing with good news and making ‘leaps’ of various types in our lives. However randomly, it made me feel like it was time for my annual posting of this clip. I could rattle off 10 different things in this that kill me. But I’d rather […]
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why this is the runaway best film twist in American cinema history. We’ve all been there…
Keeping it simple. Pulling my XXXXXXXXXXL Hammer pants out of the closet, throwing on one black shoe, one old gold shoe, and cabbage patching into the week…
So most of you who keep up with me in other places know I’m a Union Guy now, officially. Major career milestone, and back to back years I’ve achieved my annual goal before making it halfway through the year. I contemplated whether I should go into the weekend: A) paying tribute to the deep […]
Either my ego is feeling it right now, or I just wanted an excuse to post a nice picture of Rihanna. Maybe both?
In retrospect, one of the best things that happened to me in college was getting ‘owning a nightclub’ off my bucket list before I even heard of the term. I didn’t own it, per se, but the year I was president of the Frat, we started ‘co-hosting’ Thursday night ‘parties’ at this spot called […]
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